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Toot-Tone!

Answering Machines: Yes some business's still use them for emergency calls!

The Best Flowchart Ever!

Better check my Give-a-fuck-o-meter.

Nope... still don't give a fuck.

What happened to my f#$*)(ing landrover!?!?!

How to beat Speed Cameras

This will scare the heck out of ya!

Fight Scene from Heat
Thanks to YouTube.

Robert DeNiro turned 63 on the 17th August 2006, and that's a good enough reason to post this intense machine-gun shootout from HEAT. We can't remember what this movie was about, but we think Robert DeNiro is named Heat, or he has The Heat. And Al Pacino wants to take down The Heat. Whatever. Just watch. (If they're making a sequel buy shares in the bullet company).

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